G’day all i’m back thought i might share this awkward yet kinda funny date . So me and this 19 year old chick are still dating right . It’s taking things slow that’s how we want it..
Well i thought i’d invite her over for dinner, of course been Muslim and all that there are guide lines they have to follow.
not sure if my parents did it deliberatly or not, i think they kinda dissaprove and were a little racist. .
but i still found it really funny!
Of all meals to cook it had to be Pork chops! ! LOL!! ! So anyway my g/f gets over and i’m just like oh no !
this is a disaster but i figured i’ll see how it goes . well wow. . shoulda skipped to takeaway…
What is your g/f doing in the bathroom so long ?
she has been a while .
Is she making bombs?
What an explosive meal
Yummy this dirty pork is the best hooved meal i’ve had in a while
I don’t think my parents approve of a muslim g/f but at least we’re still together lol.. .
gotta admit it is kinda funny!
I hope tonight didn’t hurt her feelings to much i don’t think it did i still got laid…
Well has anyone had any crazy dates that have gone horribly wrong before?
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